Blason by Pharrell

i finally had the chance to view photos of Pharrell's latest collaboration with Louis Vuitton. and sadly my initial trepidation was with good reason. though the pieces were quite tame compared to the Jacob&Co creations we've seen him and his ilk wear, the designs are quite disappointing. i was hoping to be blown away, but it was the opposite. it was BLAH-son indeed:








i almost liked this Reverso shield ring. except for the twirling diamond studded bit. the inverse of which is engraved with this:



i wish they just kept it that way instead.


but this has got to be the cheesiest of the lot:




twee!


even the promotinal video was overdone and corny:





i just hope this was a one-off deal. Pharrell better stick to producing #1 hits. in my books, Blason is a right royal flop. next!